Top 10 Funny Hockey Quotes

Here we go with some of the funniest hockey quotes…

10. Anonymous

Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records.



9. Wayne Gretzky

I don’t like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don’t like them crossing one another, and I kind of have them hidden in the corner. I put baby powder on the ends. I think it’s essentially a matter of taking care of what takes care of you.


8. Gordie Howe

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.


7. Junior Seau

You see a hockey player, you’d never know he’s a professional athlete. But you put the skates on him, and he becomes a beast.

Norm MacDonald6. Norm MacDonald

My dad had this thing – everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that’s all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!

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